Or range of product may seem limited, but when you have something that can change everything what more can you need?
|Quantum Particle Entanglement Solution|
Our latest and most thrilling product of all time: shared only with the Gods*.
We have worked closely with the greatest minds (stored and "inbodied") down the centuries to realise our dream of releasing close and distant particle entanglement**
*Don't try and tell us there's only one. We've met most of them and you wouldn't invite many of them to your table. Think Herr Hitler or Uncle Joe on a good day and your getting close. In case you didn't know Gods are asexual, which quite sets them apart from the Universes other five genders.
** When we say distant: we mean distant but only in this universe or any future universes you may create.
|Full Tutelage and Guidance |
Only a few known humans and two dolphins can cope with the complexities of adjusting the laws of physics:we know who they are, and so do they. So this package is essential: . We are always willing to accept up and coming "Einstein Slayers", but you'll have to pass our CAPTCHA test* Pretty easy when you get the hang of it (you get one trial run only).
*It's not strictly a Turing test: it's just our acronym isn't as snappy.It's more of an electron deception construct with quark blockers.
|Worm Hole and Insertion Project|
Still in Beta: only because we're suffering delays on feed back from the team, but looking to the future (pun intended) we'll be up and running with this thrilling add on last week.